Thursday, July 12, 2007

Andrew F. from Vancouver Island BC says with 5 minutes left he would...

In no particular order:

Smoke a joint

Crank "This time" by The Verve

Write a witty farewell for my Facebook status. For example: "sizing up
asbestos underwear for the upcoming fire and brimstone treatment"...
"pondering eternal damnation, how long is eternity after all (other than
awhile)?"... "practicing looking into the light"... Or, "wondering if
anybody knows any good angel jokes?"... Or, "assuring everyone that rumours
of my demise are on the money, later suckas!" Finally: "wondering if
pants-ing St. Peter is an appropriate ice breaker"


Andrew F.
Malahat, Vancouver Island BC

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