Vix the OEN from Texas says with 5 minutes left to live she would...

1. Call my parents and tell them I love them with all my heart and I did my best to make them proud of me.

1.5 Tell my parents I got not one but two tattoos and it's too late to revoke my college tuition.

2. Sit on my brother and hover a loogie over his face one last time (hopefully he'd let me believe that I'm still stronger than him)

3. Tell my friends thank you for accepting me as I am

4. Write a final blog post, thanking my readers for making me a tiny part of their lives and believing in me even when I didn't

5. Pause to let the all the good memories flood my mind before--

6. Run down the street buck-ass naked screaming like a motherfucker, because goddamnit I want the world to feel it when I disappear.

Vix, Texas

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Jason C from Toronto says with 5 minutes to live he would...

All at the same time, I would:

1. I would open the best bottle of wine quickly available and pour a glass, then drink it throughout the rest;

2. I would write a final blog post thanking my family and my readers and leaving some sort of final thought;

3. I would call my parents, grandparents, and brothers. This is after #2 because #2 would work for those who I do not have time to call.

Jason C. Toronto